So let me start by saying that I have put on a lot of weight since I moved here to Florida. I am normally a sloppy dressed so I never really cared how big my shirts were because trust you me I was going to be wearing a t shirt with at least one stain on it somewhere. I finally got an assistant and realized that she always looks nice, since I am supposed to be the boss so I need to look the part.
I finally gave in and went to the store to buy some new pants and I put see a size 14 petite. Well my first thought was "wow these are going to be really baggy (I am still into the baggy jeans) also I was really excited that I wouldn't have to hem the legs to get my perfect pair of jeans!! YAY! so anyways I went into the dressing room to try them on and instead of fitting loosely they fit perfectly! I was so upset I left the store without a single purchase (the hubby would be so proud) and went home to eat a tub of tear salted snickers ice cream in the dark..... by the way I did take notice that the lengths of the jeans was PERFECT! and I wouldn't have had to hem them at all..... I gotta get rid of this fat ass or I am gunna have to start wearing stretch pants so the judging cashier doesn't think my ass is bigger then it really is...
P.S. Size 14 is huge!
P.P.S. I need Liposuction.
P.P.P.S. STOP JUDGING ME WALMART CASHIER! I SEE THE IRONY IN BUYING DIET PILLS, ICE CREAM, AND DR PEPPER
You do NOT need liposuction! I like loose clothes too :)
ReplyDeleteLiposuction is not the answer sis,plus wouldent you like to spend all that money on something else!by the way not all pants are the same size, it depends on the brand, some say 14 but there really a 12 in a diffrent brand.LOL. I know it's confusing.try drinkin a five hour energy drink everyday, thats what I do, they have as much caffiene as a cup of coffee and very few if any calories!
ReplyDeleteI know but I dont like the heart racy feeling.. I am just going to do it the old fashoned way and diet...ohh have you heard of that lipo thing that does it with lazors and I was like wow and its cheep! but no I am not going to get lipo just torture myself and my family with tasteless funky foods...it really does have its good points like the faces they make when they eat diet food....hee hee!
ReplyDeletelol, I LOVE your p.s.'s
ReplyDeletelol, Thanks.
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