So let me start by saying that I have put on a lot of weight since I moved here to Florida. I am normally a sloppy dressed so I never really cared how big my shirts were because trust you me I was going to be wearing a t shirt with at least one stain on it somewhere. I finally got an assistant and realized that she always looks nice, since I am supposed to be the boss so I need to look the part.
I finally gave in and went to the store to buy some new pants and I put see a size 14 petite. Well my first thought was "wow these are going to be really baggy (I am still into the baggy jeans) also I was really excited that I wouldn't have to hem the legs to get my perfect pair of jeans!! YAY! so anyways I went into the dressing room to try them on and instead of fitting loosely they fit perfectly! I was so upset I left the store without a single purchase (the hubby would be so proud) and went home to eat a tub of tear salted snickers ice cream in the dark..... by the way I did take notice that the lengths of the jeans was PERFECT! and I wouldn't have had to hem them at all..... I gotta get rid of this fat ass or I am gunna have to start wearing stretch pants so the judging cashier doesn't think my ass is bigger then it really is...
P.S. Size 14 is huge!
P.P.S. I need Liposuction.
P.P.P.S. STOP JUDGING ME WALMART CASHIER! I SEE THE IRONY IN BUYING DIET PILLS, ICE CREAM, AND DR PEPPER