I moved to
California after living in Hell for 3 scorching hot years. I was so excited about our move to Texas where I could become the actress/singer of my dreams. I automatically believed that every person who lived in there was famous and the state only allowed the exclusive to come in and experience their type of California Paradise. I believed that I would act on the side while making my breakout album and spend my days living the lazy life on the beached of ... Then I learned a few facts about Malibu . California
Fact 1: Be prepared to wake up in the middle of the night while the earth shakes violently for no apparent reason.
Fact 2: Understand that the rich and famous want nothing to do with you unless they have a movie coming out.
Fact 3: Do not walk up the hills (called snob hill by all us in the valley) in
at Halloween and ask for candy it is a grueling trip and you will walk back down that hill with nothing to show for it. Ventura
Fact 4: Kids are stupid and will walk said snob hill every year in hope that the rich and famous will be giving out whole snickers bars, only to be disappointed once again.
Fact 5: The actual famous live in secluded home where you can drive by but you will vary rarely see them.
Fact 6: Moving to
is not going to make you famous. California
Fact 7: Every year you will watch the horseshoe shaped hills around catch fire and burn for weeks.
winds suck! Santa Ana
And the most disturbing fact of all!
Fact 9: The beaches are freaking COLD!
So you know that show Kids say the darndest thing? Well I had a prime candidate for that show.. only I had her a little too early and the show wasn’t on yet. Anyways my kid is so cute she did the best stuff like one time she was just learning about how thing grow and that they need water so when she broke her colored pencil she knew it was made from a tree so she quickly walked over to the dogs water bowl and held the broken end in. SO CUTEI love that darn kid and even at 10 she is still the funniest thing I have ever